Hmmmm….very well done indeed! Now if we could only find some way to take care of Mr Cruise….

A little Welsh lad is practicing his footie skills down the local park. He has one of those portable walls which he moves around to change the angle so he can shoot from different areas of the field. He takes 50 kicks at goal, and every one finds the back of the net. David O’Leary is watching and walks down to talk to the young man.
“How old are you son?” asks O’Weary
“13” Replies the young fellow.
“Well I am very impressed with your shooting” continues Weary.
“I must say if you continue in this vein of form, when you get older you may be good enough to play for the Villa”
“F*ck off” said our hero “it’s bad enough being Welsh”

Fed up with those crappy lifts (elevators) at Clark Street station that ALWAYS break down? Fed up with that damn weekend work at Fulton Street which means musical trains to get to/from Brooklyn at the weekends? Not HP with that ILLEGAL subway strike in December? Then you need the make your own MTA sign website! Super chewy fun!

Some funnies:

Moon Train – V Train Trick – F Train – Love Train – V Train – Lord Of The Thighs

Mail me any other chewy ones you find!