Monthly Archives: July 2004

The new 4 Strings album is released today!

Vanessa and Carlo release their long-awaited follow-up album in the US today!

Click here for the Ultra Records promo page to hear samples from “Turn It Around”! And if you have i-Tunes installed, you can download the album right now here

Check out the tracklisting:
1. Intro
2. Turn It Around
3. Come Closer
4. Love Is Blind (4 Strings feat. Janson Lunar)
5. Free (4 Strings feat. Sphere)
6. All Around The World
7. Crash And Burn
8. Euphoric Eyes (4 Strings feat. Janson Lunar)
9. Until You Love Me
10. Dolphins Cry
11. Living A Lie
12. One Million Lights Years (4 Strings feat. Janson Lunar)
13. Back To Basics
14. Obstacles
15. Turn It Around (Club Mix)
16. Outro

Another Dating Tip – Stay Fresh!

Here’s another story that sort of goes back to when I was a lil’ un. I was always taught that I should put on a fresh pair of underwear everyday just in case I was involved in an accident and had to go hospital. Hmm – now, maybe I wasn’t that bright back then (still aren’t?!) but I honestly believed that I could keep outta those nasty hospitals if I had on my fresh n’ cleans. Somehow, hospitals were only meant for people with horrid undies. Or that’s what I thought as a whippersnapper. By the way – hospital’s aren’t ALL bad – they have those nice babes in Uniform, but it’s all those Giant Needles that really don’t mix well with me that put’s me off. But if you’re a nurse and do a stirling job everyday, then salutes you!

Anyway, now I am older and wiser I realise that there is still value in this magic concept. Here’s a classic example of a duderino who failed to freshen up before gettin’ frisky. So be warned else this could happen to you! Stay fresh!

14 Muppet Things That People Do

People do silly things sometimes! Here’s 14 of them to kick off your Tuesday – I think these are mainly Brit sayings, but those Noo Yawkers have been known to say some of them too! I always say number 11.. 🙁

1. People point at their wrist while asking for the time….I know where my watch is pal, where the flip is yours? Do I point at my body when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People are willing to get off their rear to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. People say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Frickin’ right! What good is a cake if you can’t eat it?

4. People say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?5. While watching a film people say “did you see that?”. No tosser, I paid 10 quid/bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the muppet floor.

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say “life is short”. What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like ‘My eyes aren’t what they used to be’. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you’re eating something and someone asks ‘Is that nice?’ No it’s really revolting – I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.

13. McDonalds staff, who pretend they don’t understand you if you don’t insert the ‘Mc’ before the item you are ordering…..It’s has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I’ll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

14. When you’re involved in an accident and someone asks ‘are you alright?’ Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Ecuadorian Stuff & FC Fabulous

So this weekend I watched Ecuador play footie in the Copa America. 2 Shoes was telling me about how good his Ecuadorian team was this year and how they were going win the thing. So my expectations were high. But damn, they were just plain bad. It was sort of like watching Sunday league footie at the park. Turns out they’d gotten this guy to play as a striker at the last minute, hence the dodgy play. Did you know that Ecuador has a Miss Rainforest Ecuador? Neither did I – here she is: here and here. Hmm – she likes to kiss frogs – maybe I have a chance here?

Anyway, during the summer footie hiatus, I recommend to everyone who’s team did not play well over the last month that they support FC Fabulous because they are simply Fab!