So, what’s been going on in the world since I last posted anything here?

Well firstly there was this stupid story about a school in the UK that allows it’s schoolchilden to swear at their teacher up to 5 times in any particular lesson. Woah! That’s like 40 times per day! Holy macaroni! When I were a lad, I’d be caned for even thinking of swearing! What is the world coming to?!

On a happier note, I’m please to report a story on an old fave – Jen Garner. She’s reportedly said to love her biscuits. And so do I! 🙂 (There’s nothing quite like a cuppa tea n’ biscuits)

It’s been a while since I posted anything on Britters, but I did find that Britney Has Her Sets Sights on Sin City which would be awesome news! Plus, there’s also a rumour that she’ll call her next kid London. Noice.

Lap Dancing. If a girl asks for a dance, it’s always polite to say yes. In fact, it could save your life. I hope that richii.com chewy tip saves your life one day!

More chewy stories later!