Time for a techie science article! OK, this one does get a little bit technical, but Climate chaos? Don’t believe it throws up some great questions as to whether those boffins at the UN are telling us the truth. And why do they keep missing out the “medieval warm period”? Did it exist?
Deep reading for a cold winter’s night!
Oh, and a big NO THANKS to my Tower Hamlets for this: Guy Fawkes axed from bonfire night. Muppets!!!! We want Guy on the fire!!
Time to give a shout out to ECUDAOR!!! Not really sure about the crazy woman in red, but apart from that, I’m sold!!
It’s interesting to note, that depending upon which side of the Atlantic you are on, foodstuffs take on a whole different meaning!
Firstly, Heinz Baked Beans! According to Wikipedia, “there are substantial differences between the Heinz baked beans sold in the UK and the nearest equivalent US product (Heinz Premium Vegetarian Beans). The US beans contain brown sugar where the British beans do not. The US product contains a total of 14g of sugar per can compared to 7g for the British version (equating to 140 vs 90 calories per tin). The US beans also possess a mushier texture and are darker in colour than their UK counterpart.”
So there!Next up, Milkshakes! The name implies ”shaken milk”, but again there seems to be a discrepancy. According to Wikipedia, “in the United Kingdom and the region of New England in the United States, a Milkshake is a beverage which is made from milk and flavourings. In Canada and the most regions of the United States, a beverage which is made from milk, ice cream, and possibly other flavourings such as fresh fruit, chocolate sauce and other sauces, along with whipped cream.”
Good old New England for being different from the rest of the US! 🙂
Apparently what the US calls a Milkshake, we call a ”thick shake”.
Complicated, huh?
Time for a baked bean milkshake (with ice cream!) methinks!! 🙂
Chewy (if not belended too much!)
Yay! My stuff finally arrived today! Big thanks for the guys at Uneeq Forwarding in the UK – these guys were super aces! I cannot recommend them enough. As for the US moooovers, well. I guess 9 weeks door-to-door wasn’t ”that” bad, but it’s a long way from their 30 day estimate!!! If you want the name of US Shipper NOT to use, let me know! Next task is to get some voltage transformers since I now have a meaty 240 Volts at my disposal!
Talking of ”transformers” – here’s a link to next year’s blockbuster!!
My new ThinkPad T60P (200793U) arrived last week all the way from Hong Kong!
Although the support and software from Lenovo is great, the laptop also came pre-loaded with a whole tonne of apps which I didn’t need. So, here’s a quick “how-to” on creating a custom XP boot disk with the latest drivers and patches:
Step 1
After your very first boot-up of your T60P, the C: drive will get converted to NTFS and you are prompted for computer name, user information, network setup etc. Enter all these details
Step 2
Launch Rescue And Recovery – take a backup of your system to CD/DVD. This is so as you can get back to this “original factory state” should anything go wrong. The backup takes about 6 CD’s.
Read on for more…….
Step 3
Take a backup of your XP Product key.
Two ways:
a) Use Magical Jelly Bean Keyfinder
b)
1- Go to the C:\i386 folder and search for this file unattend.txt, unattend.GOL or UNATTEND.ORI
2- Open that file using any text editor (e.g. WordPad, NotePad, …) and search a line starts with ProductKey.
3- Write down the key number in that line on a piece of paper.
4- Use this product key during the installation instead of the one you got from the sticker.
Step 4
Take a backup of the following folders to CD/DVD:
C:\DRIVERS
C:\IBMTOOLS
C:\SWTOOLS
And maybe:
C:\OSFIXES
C:\SUPPORT
C:\IBMTOOLS\APPS contains some of the applications that you can’t download from Lenovo, so be sure to take this.
Once the backups are done, you’re in great shape to build a bootable DVD containing Windows XP + SP2 + Hotfixes + Drivers + Applications
Step 5
Download and install nLite
Step 6
Create a directory (eg C:\XPSource) where you will build your Custom DVD. You can do this on your T60P or on another machine,
Step 7
Copy the Windows XP Source files from the original Windows XP CD to the local directory you created in Step 6. eg: C:\XPSource
Step 8
Download Windows XP SP2 from Microsoft.
Step 9
Slipstream SP2 using nLite
Step 10
Create a directory to store all of the Windows Hotfixes, eg C:\XPHotfixes
Step 11
Get a list of Hotfixes since SP2 using the Microsoft Downloads website. You can get a complete list of available hotfixes here. Another 3rd party source for the hotfixes is http://www.ryanvm.net/msfn/updatepack.html.
Step 12
Download the hotfixes you identified into the directory you created in Step 10.
Step 13
Important: To use the SoundMAX Integrated Digital HD device, you MUST install Microsoft patch Q888111. If you look in C:\IBMTOOLS\drivers\UAAHDAXP\XPSP2 on the laptop’s original config, you will find 888111US.exe. Copy this file to your patches directory (eg C:\XPHotfixes) OR be sure install this patch after installation.
Step 14
Integrate these patches using nLite
Step 15
Create a directory where you will extract all of the Thinkpad drivers. eg: C:\ThinkpadDrivers
Step 16
Download the latest drivers for the Thinkpad using the Thinkpad Matrix
If you run the .exe for each driver package, by default it will unpack them to C:\DRIVERS. Instead, choose the directory you chose in Step 15, eg C:\ThinkpadDrivers. This way, you ensure you have the very latest drivers and none from any old downloads.
Step 17
Use nLite to integrate all the drivers into your Windows XP source (choose the directory from Step 15 as the directory to integrate from, eg C:\ThinkpadDrivers).
Step 18
If you are building a bootable CD, then you should at this point use nLite to build a bootable CD. The bootable CD should be given the label “WXPVOL_EN”. Then you should burn a second (and maybe 3rd) CD with the following: Directory given in Step 4. Directory given in Step 12. Directories given in Step 15.
If you are building a bootable DVD, copy over the directories you saved in Steps 4, 12 and 15 over to the XP Source directory (eg C:\XPSource\ ). Use nLite to create a bootable ISO image with a volume name “WXPVOL_EN”.
Step 19
Burn the image(s) to CD/DVD.
You’re almost ready to wipe the original T60P installation.
Step 20
Restart the T60p and go to the BIOS configuration.
Select Config -> Serial ATA (SATA) -> Compatibility
Save and exit.
Step 21
Boot using the bootable DVD you created.
Install Windows using the parameters you want.
Step 22
When the install is complete, install the SATA / Intel Matrix Storage Manager Driver by following the steps here.
You’ll need to locate and run the “DRIVERS\WIN\SATA\PREPARE\INSTALL.CMD” from the Step 4 backup (which should be on the DVD or one of the CD’s you built in Step 4 or 18).
Step 23
Reboot the laptop and go into the BIOS again.
Select Config -> Serial ATA (SATA) -> AHCI
Boot normally and Windows will detect new hardware. Install the driver from DRIVERS\WIN\SATA
Step 24
Optional: Install Recovery console, Select Start > Run and in the Open box type: {X>:\i386\winnt32.exe /cmdcons Where {X> should be the driver letter of your CD drive.
Step 25
Install software you want from the DVD Drive using the C:\IBMTOOLS\APPS directory from Step 4.
Step 26
Perform a rescue and recovery
Possible problems you that you might encounter
When trying to install the audio drivers you get error “The HDA Audio bus driver is required and not found”. Solution: Run C:\IBMTOOLS\drivers\UAAHDAXP\XPSP2\888111US.exe
When trying to launch the ATI Control Center, you get error “CLI.exe – Application Error. The application failed to initialize properly (0xc0000135). Click on OK to terminate the application.” The solution here is to install Windows .NET 1.1 with Serivice Pack 1.
When trying to run the Recovery Console you get a windows blue screen with the following error: STOP: 0x0000007B (0xF7CAE524,0xC0000034,0x0000000,0x00000000)
The solution is to restart and enter the BIOS: Select Config -> Serial ATA (SATA) -> Compatibility.
Restart the laptop and enter the recovery console. Fix the problem and restart the laptop.
Enter the BIOS once more: Select Config -> Serial ATA (SATA) -> AHCI. Then reboot as normal.
Next step: Dual Boot with Gentoo Linux!
Hmmmm….very well done indeed! Now if we could only find some way to take care of Mr Cruise….
A little Welsh lad is practicing his footie skills down the local park. He has one of those portable walls which he moves around to change the angle so he can shoot from different areas of the field. He takes 50 kicks at goal, and every one finds the back of the net. David O’Leary is watching and walks down to talk to the young man.
“How old are you son?” asks O’Weary
“13” Replies the young fellow.
“Well I am very impressed with your shooting” continues Weary.
“I must say if you continue in this vein of form, when you get older you may be good enough to play for the Villa”
“F*ck off” said our hero “it’s bad enough being Welsh”
Fed up with those crappy lifts (elevators) at Clark Street station that ALWAYS break down? Fed up with that damn weekend work at Fulton Street which means musical trains to get to/from Brooklyn at the weekends? Not HP with that ILLEGAL subway strike in December? Then you need the make your own MTA sign website! Super chewy fun!
Some funnies:
Moon Train – V Train Trick – F Train – Love Train – V Train – Lord Of The Thighs
So, what’s been going on in the world since I last posted anything here?
Well firstly there was this stupid story about a school in the UK that allows it’s schoolchilden to swear at their teacher up to 5 times in any particular lesson. Woah! That’s like 40 times per day! Holy macaroni! When I were a lad, I’d be caned for even thinking of swearing! What is the world coming to?!
On a happier note, I’m please to report a story on an old fave – Jen Garner. She’s reportedly said to love her biscuits. And so do I! 🙂 (There’s nothing quite like a cuppa tea n’ biscuits)
It’s been a while since I posted anything on Britters, but I did find that Britney Has Her Sets Sights on Sin City which would be awesome news! Plus, there’s also a rumour that she’ll call her next kid London. Noice.
Lap Dancing. If a girl asks for a dance, it’s always polite to say yes. In fact, it could save your life. I hope that richii.com chewy tip saves your life one day!
More chewy stories later!
Good news!! YAY!